Gerlard the Comet

This is a game where you play as Gerlard(0), a comet with arms. Help Gerlard reach his destination* and knock those inferior astroids out of the way in this scrapped together two-button game**.

Slight Warning! This game contains a bunch of screen shake (probably too much) and annoyingly in-your-face explosion effects. Just thought I'd mention that just in case. I don't know if it'd actually be a problem for anybody, but that's just one of many things I don't know.

Note: Because of an unfortunate turn of events that I don't want to talk about, this game does not have any audio. I'd love it if it did, would help me justify my time spent on this, but it doesn't. I apologize for the inconvenience.

*Due to developer incompetence, Gerlard's destination does not actually exist. 

**Also due to developer incompetence, the hit-timing in this game is a tad wonky. If you, uh, get used to it it's all good, though.